Hot on the heels of The Smallest Penis in The Empire Award Show featuring 8 of my fellow Humiliatrix judges last month, I was struck with a thought. How fun would it be to offer my expertise as both a cock connoisseur and Humiliatrix to judge more penises? And not just the small ones, either. You see, it’s my personal, femdom belief that ANY cock that isn’t being controlled in some fashion can’t possibly be quality. Therefore, it’s not enough for me to just tell someone that their cock is subpar because it’s small, average, and/or lacking in girth. No. I feel it is my duty as a Femdom to comprehensively appraise cocks in the most brutal fashion. So, if you’re in the market for a Dick Rating with a little something extra, read on to learn more about the sensual humiliation of my Cock Appraisals.

The Sensual Humiliation of My Cock Appraisals

Seriously, nothing warms my celestial heart more than assisting penis’d people in coming to terms with the reality of their cocks. It’s only thanks to my bisexual relationship with my panty slut boyfriend that I’ve EVER had the pleasure of helping one come to terms with and accept their sizeable cock. Again, thanks so much for all those panty pics featuring your perfectly curved girth monster outlined in soft, clingy pink fabric, Babe. There are so many fun, creative ways to tell someone they’ve got trash dick, for sure! And even more ways, surprisingly, to let someone know their dick is absolute perfection. However, the real fun starts when the truth of either of those facts is too overwhelming for the penis’d person to continue to deny. Finally, they’ll start to accept and internally integrate those facts until they’re left wondering what to do with this fresh dick knowledge.

So, your dick is _____. Now, what?

Simple answer? Purchase my Cock Appraisal package and find out. A more complex, thoughtful answer: that really depends on how you score according to each of the five criteria I’ll be using to assess your dick. Score low under the ‘Presentation’ criteria; I may suggest full feminization to help you clean up your act. Score high under the ‘Length’ criteria and a round of Pass the Penis may be what this Goddess orders. Impress me by showing out under the ‘Girth’ criteria; I just might suggest a naughty cfnm fantasy to get you plump. If your ‘Attitude’ criteria leave much to be desired, then CBT or long-term denial will be my remedies. If I give you high ‘Confession’ criteria score a femdom interrogation or ruined orgasms may be in your future! My post appraisal assessments are ultimately contingent upon your honesty and how open you’re willing to be with me.

My Cock Appraisals aren’t the only way to get know me. If you check out the above graphic, you’ll see when I’m available for telephone and text sessions. For my Discord availability, you’ll need to check my status to see when I’m on. For more details on my schedule, follow the hyperlink. If you have any more questions for me, just leave a comment down below and I’ll get back to you ASAP. If you’ve read this far, I’d like to thank you heartily for letting me entertain you. Wanna connect? Check the graphic below:

XOXOXO

Meshelle✨