Thank you for your interest in the celestial entity that is Me!
Me is the she/her polyamorous, kinky, queer hedonist known as Meshelle.
Address me as Mx. (pronounced like Max or Mex) if you’re nasty, and Goddess only at my insistence.
I’m your mercurial, middle of the night Masturbatrix, and it would be my most ardent pleasure for you to make my acquaintance.

Despite what my site implies, I’m one of many wonderful Masturbatrices but you’re always guaranteed to get off with me unless you expressly tell me to delay, deny, or ruin your orgasm.
I only have one hard No when it comes to the scenarios I’ll play out with you and I’ll be happy to divulge that information when you muster the courage to reach out to me.
I prefer active collaborators and enjoy vocal playmates the most, although I do get quite the kick out of teasing you shy, silent types.
Though it is my personal, and most deeply held belief, that you attract more flies (or in some cases, worms) with honey; don’t let my sweet voice and cheerful disposition fool you.
I can bust balls with the best of ’em and I’m not afraid to hurt you.
Especially, if you’re into it.
Hurt can imply a lot of things, so be sure to be specific on how you want me to make you suffer.
Speaking of specificity, be prepared to give me your definition of terms like, but not limited to: Cuck, Dominant, Femininity, Slut, and Straight
My approach to domination errs strongly to the softer, pinker side…Think fine details, building tension, and riding the edges. My turn-ons are enthusiasm, good manners, SLUTS, people who view sex as something they do with someone as opposed to something they do to or have done to them, and begging.
It’s important that if you’re trying to reach me via email or Discord, you do so during the times listed/printed/posted and address me directly with one of the honorifics I outlined at the beginning of this missive.
Opening a conversation with me properly could make all the difference between me getting back to you or not.
I hope that if I’ve managed to pique your interest that you’ll shoot me an email, send me a text, or set up a session.
Until then,




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